What you are ordering
Every truck on the road is a moving billboard. The 05 Slow Burn Distressed Plate decal makes sure yours says something worth reading — and gets a laugh doing it. A funny truck decal Canada's highways have been missing, built to hold up through whatever the road throws at it. What You Get One decal. Everything you need to run it. 05 Slow Burn distressed plate-style decal — bold design, deliberate distress, printed sharp Material life depends on the selected product and application. The included transfer tape holds the design in alignment so you're not fighting bubbles or crooked edges mid-install. Cast vinyl is engineered to conform to curved panels and textured surfaces — cab doors, tailgates, tool boxes, sleeper panels. Sized to read clearly on full-size trucks and commercial vehicles. Burnish it down, peel the backing, and you're done. No installer needed, no special tools, no guesswork. Why It Works Distressed doesn't mean low quality. The worn-plate aesthetic is printed at high resolution on outdoor-rated cast vinyl — the texture is the point, and the fade resistance is real. Seven-year outdoor durability means this decal survives mud seasons, highway grit, pressure washes, and temperature swings without peeling or going dull. Because it's Made in Canada, the humour lands — it's a design written for the people actually driving these rigs, not a generic slogan imported from somewhere that doesn't know what a real Canadian winter does to a truck. Your truck is already out there. It might as well say something. Order the 05 Slow Burn Distressed Plate decal today and give your rig a voice that gets noticed.